This will be Brief. For the sake of all, simply because I could lapse into the Verbose and Prolix on How much this Collection Disgusted and Infuriated me, I will leave most of my Vituperation on the Cutting Room Floor. Fall 2014 for the House of Proenza Schouler was Such a Horrific affair, It becomes a Struggle to find all the possible Superlatives of Dislike to be hurled at it! From the Queasy Making (LITERALLY! I, felt totally sick to my stomach from the Vomit-Inducing Colour Clashing) Dizzyingly Head Spinning Nightmare in Optics Prints married together in Unholy Wedlock to the Robby The Robot looking, Stupefyingly Outrageous Proportions on the sleeves of Coats and Jackets...
Everything, EV-ER-Y-THING Here was a Catastrophic Holocaust of Fashion! Jack McCullough and Lazaro Hernandez Need to be taken out back and Whipped like Chiwetel Eijifor was in "12 Years A Slave" for proposing such Maddening Bullshit like this! It wasn't even, On an artistic Level, Interesting. It was Nightmarish! What women is going to look good in these clothes? Where does this Person Exist? And the Fashion Corps are just falling over themselves fawning about how New it all was. Well, I am trying to keep it Clean here so no curse words, suffice it to say, This was Insulting. To Women, To Fashion. To The World!
That's All.
Bye4Now!
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