Lord Almighty! Where do you begin? The Fall 2014 Just Cavalli show was Tragic bordering on Dumbfounding! The Goal of this collection was so wildly obliterated by some of the most Inconceivable Fashion Imaginable. Roberto Cavalli Phoned this one in and must have been speaking to someone who only spoke some arcane dialect of Viking Norse and Cavalli was talking in Italian and everything got lost in the translation!
Imagine, Combine Goat Hair, Salt-And-Pepper Tweed, Gold Grommets the size of Tea Saucers, Gold Leather, Faded Tapestry Florals, Statue prints... FRINGE... OH MY LORD.... THE FRINGE! MAKE! IT! STOP! Cavalli would have been in better stead had he LOST His way, this was aimless meandering that verged into the Maniacal! Yes, Some of the Prints were Lovely. A Couple Coats were too. However, the point of this collection seemed hopelessly Obscured under all the ridiculousness. Do I even NEED to mention the Fringed GOLD LEATHER PANTS? Roberto, Come ON!
This Stymied Me. It was just an unparalleled exercise in Bad Fashion! Nothing worked together, it all looked like it was fighting itself and the other pieces... it was simply. Awful. Thank God, There is always Next Season!
That's All.
Bye4Now!
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